Irony

There's this tendency for me to sing Alanis M's Ironic whenever I feel like wanting to rant without end.

It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.
Well isn't it ironic? A little too ironic. Don't you think?

I dislike ranting about life and the mishaps that's happening day by day. I find it not fair and useless keeping the grudges over these and those. So everytime I hum that tune inside my head, I get back to myself. Instead of barking (silently), why not sell the thousand spoons so you can buy the knife you need or want, Anne?